The Kingdom of Womble 9262 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.628 billion Womble 9262ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 9262ian economy, worth 254 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,147 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,976 per year while the poor average 2,830, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9262's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9262 is ranked 236,850^th in the world and 10,497^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.